Looking for a perfect girl?
Go buy yourself a barbie doll!
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Go buy yourself a barbie doll!
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Why do we close our eyes when we dream? That’s because the most beautiful in life are unseen. So ask me. Why can’t I see you right now??

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SMILING? sign of good mood.
LAUGHTER? sign of happiness.
PRAYING? sign of good faith.
CHOOSING ME?
Well, that’s a sign of good taste. XD
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PASYENTE: Mamamatay na ba ako?
IKAW: Nanunuod ho ba kayo ng MARIA LA DEL BARRIO?
PASYENTE: oo..
IKAW: Hindi niyo na ho matatapos.

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Amo: Inday, napunasan mo na ba yung keyboard ng PC ko?
Inday: Di ko lang pinunasan ate, In-alphabetical ko pa, di kasi sunod-sunod eh.
Amo:

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